so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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