Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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