i don't like sucking hair
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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