"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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