Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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