You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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