He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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