I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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