my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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