I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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