Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Never underestimate the power of titties
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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