There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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