Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
