quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
only you would photoshop your dick
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
A+ Viking dick
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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