Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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