oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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