He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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