you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You were trust falling into bushes
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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