Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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