Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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