butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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