i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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