he shaved USA in his pubs
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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