But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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