Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
