I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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