i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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