What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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