The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
where does the pee come out of this thing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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