The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My vagina just clenched in fear
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
