Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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