Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Randomize
