oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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