I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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