she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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