have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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