so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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