Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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