Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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