Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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