A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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