Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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