Someone shit on the floor
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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