1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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