It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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