She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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