Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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