I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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