SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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