last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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