Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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