So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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