it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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